PUFF THE MAGIC DRAGON AND HIS HOCUS-POCUS

You put your right foot in 

You do the hokey smokey and

you run like hell

That's what it's all about

You put you left foot in 

You put your left foot out

it starts to swell

That's what it's all about

Hokey Pokey - please let me have my smokey

Hokey Smokey - I've just gotta get out of here

I know smoking cigarettes can lead to an early grave but I also know that those of us who not only need them, but happen to also enjoy them, are finding it is getting to the stage that we will not be going out at all.   

I for one object to having to smoke outside without even a seat to sit on when I visit some restaurants with my family and friends and have of late taken to cooking a fine meal at home for my guests where we all partake of an even finer wine.

As for the pokies - yes I like them - but I can't see for the life of me jumping up and down to go outside for a cigarette.

If as I have been hearing the numbers are down may they stay that way and may they, for the sake of all addicted gamblers, go up in smoke.

Hocus-Pocus that's what it's all about.

   Update 14/12/06: Three years ago I gave up smoking but will still defend the rights of those who wish to smoke.

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